Another foray into my wonderful world.
Bank: it sucks when your boyfriend is incredible in bed
G: you know, I wouldn’t consider that to be a problem.
B: I do when he’s over 3000 miles away
G: and he’s still good in bed! damn woman! share the LOVE
B: haha, seriously. I don’t want to ask him how he knows the stuff he does
G: he learned it all from a midget transvestite
B: I’ll go with that
We should all have such problems.
but I thought you did?
Well, yes, my boyfriend is also incredible in bed.
Rub it in, why don’t you.