A little reminder of the date you last had sex, might come in handy after 9 shots of 1800, and a mega hottie–who looked like he climbed out of a wall poster at Hollister–sits down next to you, starts hitting on you, and intimately fondling you thigh. It might keep you from leaning back, and while drunkenly scowling at him, say “I bet you’re ugly on the inside.”
I don’t buy your ability to form a coherent sentence after 9 shots of 1800.
Still, who intimately fondles a girl’s thigh before dousing her with the ether rag? Doesn’t this guy know anything about the rules of courtship?
I never said that I took all of them. But when split between two people, it’s still enough to make you say all those little things that really should stay ‘on the inside.’
Man could learn a thing or two from you: (1) Why shower? just axe it off, and bang your head against a wall. (2) “There’s something between my teeth? Really? Hmm… Oh! Yum! Taco bell!” Haven’t eaten there in a while. So, Want to go to dinner?”
Gnugs!
As horrible as that is for you in one sense.
It’s the best thing you could ever say to anyone…
I think I’ll adopt it as my sign off to anyone I ever encounter.
High five.
I didn’t see a problem with it until I woke up the next morning, and realized I had to live with what I’ve done. The guilt lasted for all of 10 minutes before I started laughing.
Still, if you said this to me, I’d just say, “True. But I bet you are, too. How about we go to the alley and find out?”
God, I’m sooooo Lord Byron.
If he had come up with a comeback like that one, I would have jumped him then and there. Dear lord, you’re a charmer. I don’t know how the ladies resist! Oh yeah, that’s right! You’d rather snog your whiskey glass than them…
Then you can totally hold up the sticky note and say “I bet this covers your whole peener!”
HA! Take THAT pretty boy!
That is truly one of the best comments I have ever heard! I could never come up with something like that at the drop of a hat. Nor a tequila glass.
Jager and beer make me stooopid. Tequila, for some reason, is like ‘one liner’ serum for me. But, sometimes, I’d like something that would just make me be silent. There is something, but it’s illegal in most of the US. So I’m stuck at one of the two extremes.